May 2011
23 posts
DO NOT BUY LIDL CRISPS!
I’m on fucking fire here, ring sting is not the term to describe the pain these fucking cheap shit pissing crisps have put me through.  Fucking German shite!
May 28th
Just ate a whole big bag of lidl chilli crisps
… only to discover they give me the shits!
May 28th
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May 15th
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals!
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
Tired ... MUST CALL CHARLIE SHEEN!
May 12th
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why does tumblr just make me want to have rough...
May 12th
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May 12th
And now tube8 is down!
Pornhub it is …. *sigh*
May 12th
Planet of the Apes (1970 version)
This is possibly the most fucked up thing i’ve ever seen! Am I stoned? Was this director stoned? Were the apes stoned? Fuck knows! I need a tab to cope with the 10 minutes of pure weirdness i’ve just digested … mmmm tab! 
May 12th
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May 11th
heroofageneration-deactivated20 asked: im on your dash!
boobs
May 11th
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April 2011
5 posts
College has blocked my tumblr because i've used...
FUCK!
Apr 6th
Apr 5th
blink182timesbro asked: STIIIIIIICK!
YOU'RE ON TUMBLR OHMYGOD
Apr 5th
Apr 4th
The Shit?
I still have tumblr!?
Apr 4th
August 2010
5 posts
That arsehole with his shitty loud car outside my...
(picks up knife)
Aug 17th
Aug 16th
Defy the boundaries laid upon you by the world ...
be who you want to be.
Aug 16th
To say i love the foo fighters is realistic ...
To say I love Dave Grohl is the truth!!!
Aug 16th
Fucking Cricket!!!
Cricket is a funny ol’ part of my life, I hate the bastard half the time, yet for some reason I love playing it. Suppose it makes a change from heaving a metaphorical chunk of wood about and actually heaving a chunk of wood, that must be why i love it. I’m not saying that there aren’t more effective ways of releasing anger, but swinging a cricket bat full pelt at a corky, aiming...
Aug 16th
May 2010
1 post
Right ...
First post, this shouldn’t be too hard, unless the wardrobe monster tries to hamper my plans once again, then all I have to do is take these pills and then he vanishes. I never thought of getting one of these bloggy whatever thingys at first, but then it struck me like an angry bear after a few pints of stella, that this may be a quite ingenious little way to express the vast creativity...
May 4th